いまから50年以上も前の話、幼稚園でうんこ漏らしました（いきなりかーい）周りの園児は騒ぎ出したが、漏らした本人は必死に知らんぷり。
『ぼくじゃない、僕じゃない』と脂汗を垂らしながら、あせるまくり。なんとか難を乗り切れた（うそつけっ）そして次の年、年長さんに上がるや否や、年下さんとケンカになり唇の中を７針縫うケガ。相手は無傷だった。何かと不運な幼稚園児だった😅
More than 50 years ago, I pooped in my pants in kindergarten (it happened out of nowhere). The other kids started making a fuss, but the kid who pooped tried desperately to ignore it. “It wasn’t me, it wasn’t me,” I said, sweating and panicking. I somehow got through it (I’m lying). The next year, as soon as I moved up to the older class, I got into a fight with a younger kid and had to get seven stitches in my lip. The kid was unharmed. I was an unlucky kid in kindergarten.
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